Every Tuesday evening I am subjected to cries of, ‘Daddy no away, bottle mummy.' I then have to patiently sit through half an hour of hide-n-seek and maybe an episode of Justine’s house before Samuel will accept his bottle and go to bed. Why do I do this? Because Deborah goes to Zuma. An exercise class with her friends and some bloke called Ian Waite apparently he’s a dancer on BBC’s Strictly come Dancing. Having looked at his website I now realise he’s a bit buff and probably works out a bit. I’m not actually sure why Debs comes home all hot and sweaty. She has shown me the moves she has learnt, but to be quite honest it all looks a bit raunchy. I may have to buff up a bit and infiltrate this gang of giggling girls.
Any guys out there fancy a bit of body buffing?
